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The Secret Lives Of Goats by Skiriki The Secret Lives Of Goats by Skiriki
Goats: what's the deal with them?

Once upon a time a lively debate (elsewhere) ensued. Some people said that the reason why goats are so excellent cliff wall climbers is because they have Velcro in their hooves (and that's where we harvest it).

But I have a much, much better theory!

All goats have suckered tentacles on their sides (can be hidden under fur), and whenever they want to climb, they just sprout out the tentacles from the wall side, and cling on.

Here we see a presentation of what happens when their secret is discovered.

Warning: do not discover the secrets of goats. Goats do not like their secrets discovered.

Since some people suggested they might want this startling discovery printed on a mousepad or mug (because some mental images need to be inflicted on others too), hereby I grant a permission to modify and print this picture (i.e. stick it to mugs, mousepads, calendars, buttplugs whatever), including all commercial use, as long as my watermark is kept in place. If they don't believe you in print shop, show them this. Go nuts.
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:iconmustakettu85:
mustakettu85 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2016
I've always wanted to have a goat for a friend and NOW I KNOW WHY!! 
*inlove*
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Skiriki Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
BE READY TO BAAAAAAAA!
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:iconmustakettu85:
mustakettu85 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2016
BAAAAAAAAAAA!! 
We need to make a smiley out of this revelation.
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:iconrealmgal:
Realmgal Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2016
Billie, is yoo?  nanny? :lol:
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:iconskiriki:
Skiriki Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
BAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Watch out, they are coming for you!
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:iconkismet2012:
Kismet2012 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2016
Fresh nightmare material.  Just what I needed.
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:iconskiriki:
Skiriki Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
BAAAAAaaaAAAAAAA!
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:iconvwrangler:
vwrangler Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
EEEEEEEEEK! The Goats are coming! Flee while you can!
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:iconskiriki:
Skiriki Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
BAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAA!
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:iconsickleyield:
SickleYield Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
O.O
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:iconskiriki:
Skiriki Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
BAAAAAAAA.

Where will you be when the goat bleats?
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:iconsickleyield:
SickleYield Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
Hiding under the bed?
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Skiriki Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
What if the goat eats the bed or lifts the bed with tentacles. 

WHAT THEN?
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